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Poetry from Wanda the Fish

 
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Wanda the Fish wrote:No pig should go sky diving during monsoon
For this isn't really the norm.
But should a fat swine try to soar like a loon,
So what?  Any pork in a storm.

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon,
It's risky enough when the weather is fine.
But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar
Cast even more perils before swine.

 
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Some error messages written in the Haiku style;

"Yesterday it worked, today it is not working.  ****** is like that."

"Three things are certain: death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred."

"Rather than a beep, or a rude error message, these words: “File not found.” "

"Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return."

Taken from GNU Humor - Error Messages

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Isn't there a misprint in this one?

The Same Source as PR Quoted wrote:[4 syllables] crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Surely that should read, “screen,” twice, or, “scream,” twice
 
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